Question:
What is the longest and most creative answer you can come up with for this question?
Tony BolognaPhD
2006-04-27 13:28:16 UTC
Best answer - wins points.
Twelve answers:
belfastboy
2006-04-27 13:29:16 UTC
Cna yuo raed tihs?



i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
puddingpop77
2006-04-27 20:41:55 UTC
I would also ask strange questions after being locked up in an inpatient psych ward with an old delapitating german woman that was brought up on stage during a Hitler speach and was spanked bare *** in front of the whole crowd and then ended up in love with Hitler. I totally would be insane enough to ask that question if I ended up in the inpatient psych ward after renting a beautiful cottage on the lake next to a beautiful bed and breakfast and the cottage is actually part of the bed and breakfast but the owners decided to rent it out for the summer. You thought this was the perfect summer hang out with a jaccuzi in the living room and a lake for the back yard. Only to find out when you came to pay your first months rent and pick up your keys as well as show your BEST bud your special pad. The owners of the bed and breakfast answered the door NAKED and you realized that the owners were gay and not only that, they were hosting a nudist gay party. When you caught your breath to ask what was going on the owner said..." Did you not read the lease agreement? This is a nudist gay bed and breakfast"



I totally understand where you are coming from because if my best bud actually beat the crap out of me because he thought that I was inviting him to a nude gay party at this cottage I rented with a jacuzzi in the living room at a nude gay resort; What was your best bud supposed to think?



So I really understand why you ended up in the psych ward when you called the police after your bud beat the crap out of you and the police did not believe your story and they sent you to the inpatient psych ward to be spanked by granny Hitler girl.



I know why you are insane.
?24?
2006-04-27 20:30:16 UTC
I had the same problem, it happened about two weeks ago at my aunts house and i am really feeling bad about it. What you have to do is decide if it is really worth it. In my case it was- my doctors did have a lot of questions for me but i wasnt going to give them any information. Next time go somewhere else, and bring whipped cream and a camera.



good luck!
boredgal
2006-04-27 21:33:44 UTC
I think Eye of Sauron won. Just a hunch.
cherriblozomsakura
2006-04-27 21:29:24 UTC
Weird psychotic freaks.
crazykatie!
2006-04-27 20:31:14 UTC
you shouldn't ask such questions on Yahoo! answers, its against the law, did you know that?

there are many people out there asking such questions and some of them also get suspended for asking such questions while some just get deleted

i repeat my thing again.

you shouldn't ask such questions on Yahoo! answers, its against the law, did you know that?

there are many people out there asking such questions and some of them also get suspended for asking such questions while some just get deleted

again.

you shouldn't ask such questions on Yahoo! answers, its against the law, did you know that?

there are many people out there asking such questions and some of them also get suspended for asking such questions while some just get deleted.



is that clear to you?
lifysk8
2006-04-27 20:31:37 UTC
green
slowhand
2006-04-27 20:33:55 UTC
...behold the frivolous bandersnatch!
cleofox32
2006-04-27 21:50:47 UTC
What the fu*k
anonymous
2006-04-27 20:56:05 UTC
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full_tilt_boogie
2006-04-27 20:36:48 UTC
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2006-04-27 20:33:38 UTC
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK



Written by



Lawrence Kasdan



and



Leigh Brackett



From a story by



George Lucas



EXT. GALAXY - PLANET HOTH



A Star Destroyer moves through space, releasing Imperial probe robots

from its underside.



One of these probes zooms toward the planet Hoth and lands on its ice-

covered surface. An explosion marks the point of

impact.



EXT. HOTH - METEORITE CRATER - SNOW PLAIN - DAY



A weird mechanical sound rises above the whining of the wind. A

strange probe robot, with several extended sensors, emerges from the

smoke-shrouded crater. The ominous mechanical probe floats across the

snow plain and disappears into the distance.



EXT. PLAIN OF HOTH - DAY



A small figure gallops across the windswept ice slope. The bundled

rider is mounted on a large gray snow lizard, a Tauntaun. Curving

plumes of snow rise from beneath the speeding paws of the two-legged

beast.



The rider gallops up a slope and reins his lizard to a stop. Pulling

off his protective goggles, Luke Skywalker notices something in the

sky. He takes a pair of electrobinoculars from his utility belt and

through them sees smoke rising from where the probe robot has crashed.



The wind whips at Luke's fur-lined cap and he activates a comlink

transmitter. His Tauntaun shifts and moans nervously beneath him.



LUKE

(into comlink)

Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han,

old buddy, do you read me?



After a little static a familiar voice is heard.



HAN

(over comlink)

Loud and clear, kid. What's up?



LUKE

(into comlink)

Well, I finished my circle. I

don't pick up any life readings.



HAN

(over comlink)

There isn't enough life on this

ice cube to fill a space cruiser.

The sensors are placed, I'm going

back.



LUKE

(into comlink)

Right. I'll see you shortly.

There's a meteorite that hit the

ground near here. I want to check

it out. It won't take long.



Luke clicks off his transmitter and reins back on his nervous lizard.

He pats the beast on the head to calm it.



LUKE

Hey, steady girl. What's the

matter? You smell something?



Luke takes a small device from his belt and starts to adjust it when

suddenly a large shadow falls over him from behind. He hears a

monstrous howl and turns to see an eleven-foot-tall shape towering over

him. It is a Wampa Ice Creature, lunging at him ferociously.



LUKE

Aaargh!



Luke grabs for his pistol, but is hit flat in the face by a huge white

claw. He falls unconscious into the snow and in a moment the terrified

screams of the Tauntaun are cut short by the horrible snap of a neck

being broken.



The Wampa Ice Creature grabs Luke by one ankle and drags him away

across the frozen plain.



EXT. HOTH - REBEL BASE ENTRANCE - DAY



A stalwart figure rides his Tauntaun up to the entrance of an enormous

ice cave.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR DECK



Rebel troopers rush about unloading supplies and otherwise securing

their new base. The rider, Han Solo, swings off his lizard and pulls

off his goggles.



He walks into the main hangar deck toward the Millennium Falcon, which

is parked among several fighters. Mechanics, R2 units, and various

other droids hurry about. Han stops at the Millennium Falcon where his

Wookiee copilot, Chewbacca, is welding on a central lifter. Chewie

stops his work and lifts his face shield, growling an irritated

greeting to his boss.



HAN

Chewie!



The Wookiee grumbles a reply.



HAN

All right, don't lose your temper.

I'll come right back and give you

a hand.



Chewbacca puts his mask back on and returns to his welding as Han

leaves.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - COMMAND CENTER



A makeshift command center has been set up in a blasted area of thick

ice. The low-ceilinged room is a beehive of activity. Controllers,

troops, and droids move about setting up electronic equipment and

monitoring radar signals.



General Rieekan straightens up from a console at Han's approach.



RIEEKAN

Solo?



HAN

No sign of life out there, General.

The sensors are in place. You'll

know if anything comes around.



RIEEKAN

Commander Skywalker reported in yet?



HAN

No. He's checking out a meteorite

that hit near him.



RIEEKAN

(indicates radar

screen)

With all the meteor activity in this

system, it's going to be difficult

to spot approaching ships.



Taking a deep breath, Han blurts out what is on his mind.



HAN

General, I've got to leave. I

can't stay anymore.



Princess Leia, standing at a console nearby, is dressed in a short

white combat jacket and pants. Her hair is braided across her head in

a Nordic fashion. She overhears their conversation and seems somewhat

distressed.



RIEEKAN

I'm sorry to hear that.



HAN

Well, there's a price on my head.

If I don't pay off Jabba the Hut,

I'm a dead man.



RIEEKAN

A death mark's not an easy thing

to live with. You're a good

fighter, Solo. I hate to lose you.



HAN

Thank you, General.



He turns to Leia as Rieekan moves away.



HAN

(with feeling)

Well, Your Highness, I guess this

is it.



LEIA

That's right.



Leia is angry. Han sees she has no warmth to offer him. He shakes his

head and adopts a sarcastic tone.



HAN

(cooly)

Well, don't get all mushy on me.

So long, Princess.



Han walks away into the quiet corridor adjoining the command center.

Leia stews a moment, then hurries after him.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - ICE CORRIDOR



LEIA

Han!



Han stops in the corridor and turns to face Leia.



HAN

Yes, Your Highnessness?



LEIA

I thought you decided to stay.



HAN

Well, the bounty hunter we ran

into on Ord Mantell changed my

mind.



LEIA

Han, we need you!



HAN

We?



LEIA

Yes.



HAN

Oh, what about you need?



LEIA

(mystified)

I need? I don't know what you're

talking about.



HAN

(shakes his head,

fed up)

You probably don't.



LEIA

And what precisely am I supposed

to know?



HAN

Come on! You want me to stay

because of the way you feel about

me.



LEIA

Yes. You're a great help to us.

You're a natural leader...



HAN

No! That's not it. Come on.

Aahhh - uh huh! Come on.



Leia stares at him, understanding, then laughs.



LEIA

You're imagining things.



HAN

Am I? Then why are you following

me? Afraid I was going to leave

without giving you a goodbye kiss?



LEIA

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.



HAN

I can arrange that. You could use

a good kiss!



Angrily, Han strides down the corridor as Leia stares after him.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - ANOTHER ICE CORRIDOR



A familiar stream of beeps and whistles herald the approach of Artoo-

Detoo and See-Threepio, who appear around a corner and move along an

ice wall toward the main hangar.



THREEPIO

Don't try to blame me. I didn't

ask you to turn on the thermal

heater. I merely commented that it

was freezing in the princess'

chamber. But it's supposed to be

freezing. How are we going to dry

out all her clothes? I really don't

know.



Artoo beeps a stream of protesting whistles.



THREEPIO

Oh, switch off.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR DECK



The two robots stop at Han Solo's space freighter. Han and Chewie are

struggling with their central lifters.



HAN

(to Chewie)

Why do you take this apart now?

I'm trying to get us out of here

and you pull both of these.



Chewie grumbles in irritation.



THREEPIO

Excuse me, sir.



HAN

(to Chewie)

Put them back together right now.



THREEPIO

Might I have a word with you,

please?



HAN

What do you want?



THREEPIO

Well, it's Princess Leia, sir.

She's been trying to get you on

the communicator.



HAN

I turned it off. I don't want to

talk to her.



THREEPIO

Oh. Well, Princess Leia is wondering

about Master Luke. He hasn't come

back yet. She doesn't know where he

is.



HAN

I don't know where he is.



THREEPIO

Nobody knows where he is.



HAN

What do you mean, "nobody knows"?



Han glances at the fading light at the entrance of the ice cave as

night slowly begins to fall on the planet.



THREEPIO

Well, uh, you see...



Han jumps down off the lift, as Threepio follows him.



HAN

Deck Officer. Deck Officer!



THREEPIO

Excuse me, sir. Might I inqu...



Han abruptly puts his hand over Threepio's mouth as the deck officer

approaches.



DECK OFFICER

Yes, sir?



HAN

Do you know where Commander

Skywalker is?



DECK OFFICER

I haven't seen him. It's possible

he came in through the south entrance.



HAN

It's possible? Why don't you go

find out? It's getting dark out there.



DECK OFFICER

Yes, sir.



The deck officer leaves hurriedly, as Han takes his hand off Threepio's

mouth.



THREEPIO

Excuse me, sir. Might I inquire

what's going on?



HAN

Why not?



THREEPIO

Impossible man. Come along, Artoo,

let's find Princess Leia. Between

ourselves, I think Master Luke is

in considerable danger.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - MAIN ICE TUNNEL



The deck officer and his assistant hurry toward Han as he enters the

tunnel.



DECK OFFICER

Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't

come in through the south entrance.

He might have forgotten to check in.



HAN

Not likely. Are the speeders ready?



DECK OFFICER

Not yet. We're having some trouble

adapting them to the cold.



HAN

Then we'll have to go out on

Tauntauns.



DECK OFFICER

Sir, the temperature's dropping too

rapidly.



HAN

That's right. And my friends out

in it.



ASSISTANT OFFICER

I'll cover sector twelve. Have

com-control set screen alpha.



Han pushes through the troops and mounts a Tauntaun.



DECK OFFICER

Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you

reach the first marker.



HAN

Then I'll see you in hell!



Han maneuvers his mount out of the cave and races into the dark bitter

night.



EXT. HOTH - ICE GORGE - DUSK



The jagged face of a huge ice wall sits gloomily in the dim twilight of

a Hoth day. Luke hangs upside down, ankles frozen into icy

stalactites, his extended arms within a foot of the snow floor. One

side of his face is covered in a dried mask of frozen blood. He opens

his eyes as a chilling moan of the hideous ice creature echoes off the

gorge walls. Luke pulls himself up, grabs hold of his ankles, and

futilely tries to unfasten the throngs.



Exhausted, he drops back into his hanging position. As he hangs there,

he spies his lightsaber lying near a pile of his discarded gear, about

three feet out of reach.



He focuses on the saber and, as his hand strains toward the weapon, he

squeezes his eyes tight in concentration.



Just as the ice creature looms over Luke, the lightsaber jumps into

Luke's hand.



The young warrior instantly ignites his sword, swinging up, and cuts

himself loose from the ice. He flops to the snow in a heap. The

startled creature moves back, his giant yellow eyes blinking. Luke

scrambles to his feet. He swings his lightsaber and the beast screams

in pain.



EXT. HOTH - ENTRANCE TO ICE GORGE - DUSK



Luke staggers out of the gorge into the dark and snowy twilight. Weak

and exhausted, he stumbles down a snow bank.



EXT. HOTH - SNOW PLAIN - DUSK



A small, lone figure riding a Tauntaun races through the hostile

vastness of snow and cold. As it runs, the Tauntaun's legs kick up

large clouds of snow and ice into the snowy air.



EXT. HOTH - OUTSIDE ICE HANGAR - DUSK



Artoo stands in the falling snow, beeping worriedly. Threepio moves

stiffly over to him.



THREEPIO

You must come along now, Artoo.

There's really nothing more we can

do. And my joints are freezing up.



Artoo beeps, long and low.



THREEPIO

Don't say thing like that! Of

course we'll see Master Luke again.

He'll be quite all right, you'll see.

(to himself)

Stupid little short-circuit. He'll

be quite all right.



Threepio turns to go back inside the main hangar as Artoo mournfully

keeps his vigil.



EXT. HOTH - SNOW DRIFT - DUSK



The wind is blowing quite strong now. Luke struggles to stay upright,

but a blast of freezing snow knocks him over. He struggles to get up,

but he can't. The young warrior from Tatooine drags himself a couple

of feet and then collapses.



INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR DECK - ENTRANCE - NIGHT



Princess Leia stands inside the dark entrance to the Rebel base,

waiting for a sign of the two Rebel heroes. She shivers in the cold

wind as, nearby, Chewie sits with his head in his hands. In the

background, Artoo and Threepio move through the doors.



A Rebel lieutenant moves to Major Derlin, an officer keeping watch with

the princess.



LIEUTENANT

Sir, all the patrols are in.

There's still no contact from

Skywalker or Solo.



THREEPIO

Mistress Leia, Artoo says he's been

quite unable to pick up any signals,

although he does admit that his own

range is far too weak to abandon

all hope.



Leia nods an acknowledgment, but she is lost in thought.



DERLIN

Your Highness, there's nothing

more we can do tonight. The shield

doors must be closed.



He turns to the lieutenant.



DERLIN

Close the doors.



LIEUTENANT

Yes, sir.



The lieutenant walks away. Chewie lets out a long, mournful howl,

somewhat like a coyote. At the same moment, Artoo begins a complex

series of efficient beeps.



THREEPIO

Artoo says the chances of survival

are seven hundred seventy-five...

to one.



Leia stands praying to herself as the huge metal doors slam across the

entrance of the ice cave. The loud booms echo throughout the huge

cavern. Chewie lets out another suffering howl.



THREEPIO

Actually, Artoo has been known to

make mistakes... from time to time.

Oh, dear, oh, dear. Don't worry

about Master Luke. I'm sure he'll

be all right. He's quite clever,

you know... for a human being.



EXT. HOTH - SNOW DRIFT - DUSK



Luke lies face down in the snow, nearly unconscious. Slowly he looks

up and sees Ben Kenobi, barely visible through the blowing snow. It is

hard to tell if Kenobi is real or a hallucination.



BEN

Luke... Luke.



LUKE

(weakly)

Ben?



BEN

You will go to the Dagobah system.



LUKE

Dagobah system?



BEN

There you will learn from Yoda,

the Jedi Master who instructed me.



The image of Ben fades, revealing a lone Tauntaun rider approaching

from the windswept horizon.



LUKE

(groaning faintly)

Ben... Ben.



Luke drops into unconsciousness.



Han pulls up and leaps off his mount. He hurries to his snow-covered

friend, cradling him in his arms. Han's Tauntaun lets out a low,

pitiful bellow. But Han's concern is with Luke, and he shakes him

urgently.



HAN

Luke! Luke! Don't do this, Luke.

Come on, give me a sign here.



Luke doesn't respond. Han begins frantically rubbing and slapping

Luke's unconscious face. As he starts to lift the youth, Han hears a

rasping sound behind him. He turns, just in time to see his Tauntaun

stagger and then fall over into the snow.



Han carries Luke to the moaning beast. Then, with a final groan, the

Tauntaun expires.



HAN

Not much time.



He pushes Luke's inert form against the belly of the dead beast.



LUKE

(moaning)

Ben... Ben...



HAN

Hang on, kid.



LUKE

Dagobah system...



Han ignites Luke's saber and cuts the beast from head to toe. He

quickly tosses it's steaming innards into the snow, then lifts Luke's

inert form and stuffs him inside the carcass.



HAN

(reeling from the

odor)

Whew...



LUKE

Dagobah...



HAN

This may smell bad, kid...



LUKE

(moaning)

Yoda...



HAN

...but it will keep you warm...

til I get the shelter built.

(struggling to get

Luke inside the

carcass)

Ooh... I thought they smelled bad

on the outside!



The wind has picked up considerably, making it difficult to move. Han

removes a pack from the dead creature's back, taking out a shelter

container. He begins to set up what can only be a pitiful protection

against a bitter Hoth night.



EXT. HOTH - SNOWDRIFT - DAWN



Four snub-nosed armored snowspeeders race across the white landscape.



INT. SNOWSPEEDER COCKPIT



There is only one pilot, Zev, in the enclosed two-man craft. He

concentrates on the scopes which ring his cockpit. He hears a low beep

from one of his monitors.



ZEV

(into transmitter)

Echo Base... I've got something! Not

much, but it could be a life form.



EXT. HOTH - SNOWDRIFT



The small craft banks and makes a slow arc, then races off in a new

direction.



INT. SNOWSPEEDER - COCKPIT



The pilot switches over to a new transmitter.



ZEV

(into transmitter)

This is Rogue Two. this is Rogue

Two. Captain Solo, so you copy?

Commander Skywalker, do you copy?

This is Rogue Two.



There is a sharp crackle of static, then a faint voice.



HAN

(filtered over

Zev's receiver)

Good morning. Nice of you guys

to drop by.



ZEV

(switching transmitters)

Echo Base... this is Rogue Two. I

found them. Repeat, I found them.



EXT. HOTH - SNOWDRIFT - DAY



The small shelter Han set up is covered with snow on the windward side.

A makeshift antenna rests gingerly on top the snowdrift. Han spots

Zev's snowspeeder approaching in the distance, and begins waving his

arms frantically at the tiny craft.



INT. REBEL BASE - MEDICAL CENTER



Strange robot surgeons adjust a mass of electronic equipment. A switch

is thrown and a sudden blinding flash obscures Luke in a bacta tank

filled with a thick, gelatinous slime. He begins to thrash about,

raving in delirium.



INT. REBEL BASE - MEDICAL CENTER - RECOVERY ROOM



Luke sits up in a recovery-room bed, weak but smiling. His face shows

terrible wounds from the Wampa's attack. Threepio and Artoo enter the

room.



THREEPIO

Master Luke, sir, it's so good

to see you fully functional again.



Artoo beeps his good wishes.



THREEPIO

Artoo expresses his relief, also.



Han and Chewie make their entrance. The Wookiee growls a greeting.



HAN

How are you feeling, kid? You

don't look so bad to me. In

fact, you look strong enough to

pull the ears off a Gundark.



LUKE

Thanks to you.



HAN

That's two you owe me, junior.



Han turns as Leia enters the room. He looks at her with a big,

devilish grin.



HAN

Well your Worship, looks like

you managed to keep me around for

a little while longer.



LEIA

(haughtily)

I had nothing to do with it. General

Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for

any ships to leave the system until

we've activated the energy shield.



HAN

That's a good story. I think you

just can't bear to let a gorgeous

guy like me out of your sight.



LEIA

I don't know where you get your

delusions, laser brain.



Chewie is amused; he laughs in his manner. Han, enjoying himself,

regards Chewie good-humoredly.



HAN

Laugh it up, fuzzball. But you

didn't see us alone in the south

passage.



Luke sparks to this; he looks at Leia.



HAN

She expressed her true feelings

for me.



Leia is flushed, eyes darting between Luke and Han.



LEIA

My...! Why, you stuck up,... half-

witted... scruffy-looking ...nerf-

herder!



HAN

Who's scruffy-looking?

(to Luke)

I must have hit pretty close to

the mark to get her all riled up

like that, huh, kid?



Leia looks vulnerable for a moment, then the mask falls again, and she

focuses on Luke.



LEIA

Why, I guess you don't know

everything about women yet?



With that she leans over and kisses Luke on the lips. Then she turns

on her heel and walks out, leaving everyone in the room slightly

dumbstruck. With some smugness, Luke puts his hands behind his head

and grins.



Suddenly, in the distance, the muffled sound of an alarm is heard.



ANNOUNCER

(over loudspeaker)

Headquarters personnel, report to

command center.



The voice repeats the order and Han, Chewie, Artoo, and Threepio hurry

out of the room, bidding farewell to Luke.



HAN

Take it easy.



THREEPIO

Excuse us, please.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - COMMAND CENTER



Rieekan looks up grimly from a console screen. He calls over to Leia

and Han.



RIEEKAN

Princess... we have a visitor.



The group hurries over to Rieekan.



RIEEKAN

We've picked up something outside

the base in zone twelve, moving

east.



SENIOR CONTROLLER

It's metal.



LEIA

Then it couldn't be one of those

creatures that attacked Luke.



HAN

It could be a speeder, one of ours.



SENIOR CONTROLLER

No. Wait - there's something very

weak coming through.



Threepio steps up to the control panel and listens intently to the

strange signal.



THREEPIO

Sir, I am fluent in six million

forms of communication. This signal

is not used by the Alliance. It

could be an Imperial code.



The transmission ends in static.



HAN

It isn't friendly, whatever it is.

Come on, Chewie, let's check it out.



RIEEKAN

Send Rogues Ten and Eleven to

station three-eight.



EXT. HOTH - SNOW PLAIN - DAY



The dark probe robot moves past the smoldering ruins of station three-

eight and down a ridge toward the Rebel base. It raises a large

antenna from the top of its head and begins to send out a piercing

signal.



The probe droid has spotted Chewbacca who, not thirty feet away, has

popped his head over a snow bank. Instantly, the probe robot swings

around, its deadly ray ready to fire. But before it can get a shot

off, it is hit from behind by a laser bolt, and explodes in a million

pieces.



Han Solo replaces his blaster in its holster and peers intently at the

smoldering remains of the Imperial probe.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - COMMAND CENTER



Leia and Rieekan listen to Han on the comlink.



HAN

(over comlink)

Afraid there's not much left.



LEIA

(into comlink)

What was it?



HAN

(over comlink)

Droid of some kind. I didn't hit

it that hard. It must have had a

self-destruct.



LEIA

(into comlink)

An Imperial probe droid.



HAN

(over comlink)

It's a good bet the Empire knows

we're here.



RIEEKAN

We'd better start the evacuation.



EXT. SPACE - IMPERIAL FLEET



Darth Vader's Star Destroyer, larger and more awesome than the five

Imperial Star Destroyers that surround it, sits in the vastness of

space. The six huge ships are surrounded by a convoy of smaller

spacecraft. TIE fighters dart to and fro.



INT. DARTH VADER'S STAR DESTROYER - BRIDGE - MAIN CONTROL DECK



Controllers working the vast complex of electronic controls hear

ominous approaching footsteps and look up from their controls. The

squat, evil-looking Admiral Ozzel and the young, powerfully built

General Veers, who have been conferring near the front, also feel the

approaching presence and turn toward it. Darth Vader, Lord of the

Sith, enters like a chill wind. As Vader moves across the wide bridge,

Captain Piett hurries up to Ozzel.



PIETT

Admiral.



OZZEL

Yes, Captain



PIETT

I think we've got something, sir.

The report is only a fragment from

a probe droid in the Hoth system,

but it's the best lead we've had.



OZZEL

(irritated)

We have thousands of probe droids

searching the galaxy. I want proof,

not leads!



PIETT

The visuals indicate life readings.



OZZEL

It could mean anything. If we

followed every lead...



PIETT

But, sir, the Hoth system is supposed

to be devoid of human forms.



Vader moves to a large screen showing an image of the Rebel snow base.

Rebel speeders can be seen approaching the base in the distance.



VADER

You found something?



PIETT

Yes, my lord.



VADER

(studying the image

on the console screen)

That's it. The Rebels are there.



OZZEL

My lord, there are so many uncharted

settlements. It could be smugglers,

it could be...



VADER

That is the system. And I'm sure

Skywalker is with them. Set your

course for the Hoth system. General

Veers, prepare you men.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - TRANSPORT BAY



A captain issues instructions to two of his men at the entrance to the

main transport bay. Several Rebel transports behind them are being

loaded by men carrying heavy boxes and moving quickly, but not in

panic.



REBEL CAPTAIN

Groups seven and ten will stay

behind to fly the speeders. As

soon as each transport is loaded,

evacuation control will give

clearance for immediate launch.



REBEL FIGHTER

Right, sir.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR DECK



Alarms sound. Troops, ground crews, and droids rush to their alert

stations. Armored snowspeeders are lined up in attack formation near

the main entrance.



In the midst of all this activity, Han does some frantic welding on the

lifters of the Millennium Falcon.



Han finishes his work and hops down to the hangar floor. He pulls out

his comlink, all the while eyeing problematic lifters.



HAN

(into comlink, to

Chewie)

Okay, that's it. Try it... Off!

Turn it off! Turn it off! Off!



Smoke rises from a minor explosion on the lifter. Exasperated, Han

surveys the new damage.



INT. REBEL BASE - MEDICAL CENTER



Luke dresses in readiness for the evacuation as his attending medical

droid stands by.



MEDICAL DROID

Sir, it will take quite a while

to evacuate the T-forty- sevens.



LUKE

Well, forget the heavy equipment.

There's plenty of time to get the

smaller modules on the transports.



MEDICAL DROID

Take care, sir.



LUKE

Thanks.



INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR DECK



Pilots, gunners, and R2 units scurry about. Luke, pulling on his

heavy-weather jacket, is headed toward a row of armored speeders. He

stops at the rear of the Millennium Falcon, where Han and Chewie are

trying to repair the right lifter with even more haste than before.



LUKE

Chewie, take care of yourself,

okay?



As Luke pats Chewie on the arm, Chewie puts his arms around Luke and

gives him a tight hug. Han is discussing the lifter with a repair

droid when he sees Luke.



HAN

Hi, kid.

(to droid)

There's got to be a reason for

it. Check it at the other end.

Wait a second.

(to Luke)

You all right?



LUKE

Yeah.



HAN

Be careful.



LUKE

You, too.



Luke smiles, then waves at his friend and walks on. After a few steps,

he stops and looks back. Han glances up and the two exchange a silent

communication, each wishing the other safety, happiness - many things,

all difficult to verbalize.



INT. REBEL BASE - CONTROL ROOM.



Alarms sound throughout the hidden Rebel base. In the control room, a

controller urgently gestures for General Rieekan to check a computer

scan.



CONTROLLER

General, there's a fleet of Star

Destroyers coming out of hyperspace

in sector four.



RIEEKAN

Reroute all power to the energy

shield. We've got to hold them till

all transports are away. Prepare

for ground assault.



Rieekan exits hurriedly.



INT. VADER'S STAR DESTROYER - VADER'S CHAMBER - MEDITATION CUBICLE



The dark cubicle is illuminated by a single shaft of light which falls

on the brooding Dark Lord as he sits on a raised meditation cube.

General Veers enters the room and approaches the silent, unmoving

Vader. Although seemingly very sure of himself, Veers is still not

bold enough to interrupt the meditating lord. The younger general

stands quietly at attention until the evil presence speaks.



VADER

What is it, General?



VEERS

My lord, the fleet has moves out

of light-speed. Com-Scan has

detected an energy field protecting

an area around the sixth planet of

the Hoth system. The field is

strong enough to deflect any

bombardment.



VADER

(angrily)

The Rebels are alerted to our

presence. Admiral Ozzel came out

of light-speed too close to the

system.



VEERS

He felt surprise was wiser...



VADER

He is as clumsy as he is stupid.

General, prepare your troops for a

surface attack.



VEERS

Yes, my lord.



Veers turns smartly and leaves as Vader activates a large viewscreen

showing the bridge of his mighty ship. Admiral Ozzel appears on the

viewscreen, standing slightly in front of Captain Piett.



OZZEL

Lord Vader, the fleet has moved

out of light-speed, and we're

preparing to... Aaagh!



VADER

You have failed me for the last

time, Admiral. Captain Piett.



Piett steps forward, as the admiral moves away, slightly confused,

touching his throat as it begins to constrict painfully.



PIETT

Yes, my lord.



VADER

Make ready to land out troops beyond

the energy shield and deploy the

fleet so that nothing gets off that

system. You are in command now,

Admiral Piett.



PIETT

Thank you, Lord Vader.



Piett's pleasure about his unexpected promotion is not an unmixed

emotion. He glances warily at the struggling Admiral Ozzel who, with a

final choke, stumbles and falls in a lifeless heap before him.



INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR DECK



With a sense of urgency, Leia quickly briefs a group of pilots gathered

in the center of the hangar.



LEIA

All troop carriers will assemble

at the north entrance. The heavy

transport ships will leave as

soon as they're loaded. Only two

fighter escorts per ship. The

energy shield can only be opened

for a short time, so you'll have

to stay very close to your transports.



HOBBIE

Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?



LEIA

The ion cannon will fire several

shots to make sure that any enemy

ships will be out of your flight

path. When you've gotten past the

energy shield, proceed directly to

the rendezvous point. Understood?



PILOTS

(in unison)

Right. Okay.



LEIA

Good luck.



DERLIN

Okay. Everyone to your stations.

Let's go!



The pilots hurry away.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - SNOW TRENCH - DAY



Rebel troops carry heavy bazooka-type weapons and position them along

the snow trench. Men hurriedly respond to their officers' yelled

orders and brace themselves against the rhythmic gusts of bitter-cold

wind.



Other troops load power packs into a gun turret and swing its guns into

position.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - POWER GENERATORS



Near the base power generators, troops rush to set up their heavy

battle equipment. Buzzing loudly, the generators send along, sparking

fingers of energy into the bitter Hoth wind.



INT. REBEL BASE - COMMAND CENTER



The long line of Rebel controllers is tense, as are Princess Leia and

General Rieekan, who are trying very hard not to show any fear.



RIEEKAN

Their primary target will be the

power generators. Prepare to

open the shield.



EXT. ICE PLAIN



The Rebel transport and two escort fighters begin their departure from

the ice planet.



EXT. SPACE - IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER



A huge Imperial Star Destroyer rest against a sea of stars, far above

the white surface of the planet Hoth.



INT. IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER - BRIDGE



An Imperial controller approaches his commander.



CONTROLLER

Sir, Rebel ships are coming into

our sector.



CAPTAIN

Good. Our first catch of the day.



INT. REBEL BASE - COMMAND CENTER



WOMAN CONTROLLER

Stand by, ion control... Fire!



EXT. REBEL BASE ICE CAVE - ION CANNON



The giant ball-shaped ion cannon rotates into position and blasts two

red energy beams skyward.



EXT. SPACE - HOTH - REBEL TRANSPORT



The Rebel transport and its escort race away from the white planet,

closely followed by the two red energy beams.



As the Rebel transport races toward the waiting Imperial Star

Destroyer, it is overtaken by the two scarlet energy bolts. The

Imperial Star Destroyer is hit in the conning tower by the powerful

bolts, which set up fiery explosions on its metal hull.



The big Star Destroyer veers, then spins wildly out of control. As the

Imperial ship careers into deep space, the Rebel transport races away

to safety.



INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR DECK



Pilots, gunners, and troopers hurry to their stations and their

vehicles.



ANNOUNCER

(over loudspeaker)

The first transport is away.



Everyone cheers at the announcement, which echoes through the hangar.

Luke turns and walks on, heading toward his snowspeeder. His gunner,

Dack, a fresh-faced, eager kid, is glad to see him. They climb in.



DACK

Feeling all right, sir?



LUKE

Just like new, Dack. How about

you?



DACK

Right now I feel like I could take

on the whole Empire myself.



LUKE

(quietly, strapping

in)

I know what you mean.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN



A thin horizon line cuts across the bleak landscape. Small dot-size

objects begin to appear on the horizon, moving in the direction of the

Rebel base.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - SNOW TRENCH



A Rebel officer lifts a pair of electrobinoculars to his eyes. Through

the lens he sees a very close view of a giant Imperial snow walker. He

adjusts the view which then zooms back to reveal three more of the

ominous battle machines. Small flashes of yellow fire billow from the

guns of the lumbering snow walkers.



The officer lowers his binoculars as the regular rhythmic pounding

begins to make the ground vibrate. The pounding grows louder and is

accompanied by a high-pitched, metallic rattling. The officer speaks

into his comlink.



TRENCH OFFICER

Echo Station Three-T-Eight.



INT. REBEL BASE - CORRIDOR



Pilots and gunners race to their waiting snowspeeders. Ice and snow

begin falling from the walls of the corridor, shaken by the pounding

Imperial snow walker as they draw ever nearer.



TRENCH OFFICER

(over comlink)

We have spotted Imperial walkers!



CONTROLLER

Imperial walkers on the north

ridge.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - SNOW TRENCH



The Rebel troops aim their weapons at the horizon as explosions erupt

all around them. They are nervous and their grip on their weapons

tightens from the cold and from fear.



Behind the troops a dozen snowspeeders race through the sky.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



LUKE

(into comlink)

Echo station Five-Seven. We're

on our way.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - BATTLEFIELD



The fleet of snowspeeders races above the ice field at full throttle.

They accelerate away from the base and head toward the distant walkers.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



LUKE

(into comlink)

All right, boys, keep tight now.



DACK

Luke, I have no approach vector.

I'm not set.



LUKE

Steady, Dack. Attack pattern

delta. Go now!



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - BATTLEFIELD



The cannons mounted on the walker head fire at the speeders. Other

walkers loom in the background. Two speeders race away past two of the

enormous walkers and bank to the right.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



LUKE

All right, I'm coming in.



He turns his speeder and heads directly at one of the walkers, flying

toward its towering legs. The horizon twists as the speeder banks

between the legs.



LUKE

(into comlink)

Hobbie, you still with me?



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - BATTLEFIELD



Two speeders race directly at the head of a walker, then split and fly

past it.



Three other walkers march onward, firing all cannons.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - SNOWTRENCH



Rebel troops fire on the approaching walkers, as the snow and ice

explode all around them.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - BATTLEFIELD



A speeder banks through and away from the legs of a walker. Two other

speeders pass the first speeder from the opposite direction. Other

Rebel craft race just above the icy plain.



A giant walker head swivels and fires, striking a snowspeeder and

sending it crashing in a ball of flames.



INT. IMPERIAL SNOW WALKER - COCKPIT



General Veers and two walker pilots keep a careful eye on the racing

Rebel snowspeeders as they maneuver their lumbering war machine

forward.



Luke's speeder banks in from the side of Veers's walker and heads

straight for its viewport, blasting away. An explosion hits the walker

window, but dissipates, doing no harm. The speeder roars up and over

the impregnable war machine.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



Luke looks back at the walker as it grows smaller in the distance.



LUKE

That armor's too strong for

blasters.



On the horizon, another walker moves up past Luke's cockpit window,

twisting out of sight as Luke banks and starts another run.



LUKE

(into comlink)

Rogue Group, use your harpoons

and tow cables. Go for the legs.

It might be our only chance of

stopping them.

(to Dack)

All right, stand by, Dack.



Dack is at the gunner's controls.



DACK

Luke, we've got a malfunction in

fire control. I'll have to cut in

the auxiliary.



LUKE

Just hang on. Hang on, Dack. Get

ready to fire that tow cable.



Barely keeping his seat in the tumbling ship, Dack struggles to set up

his harpoon gun.



Luke swings his speeder around and heads toward an oncoming walker.

Laser bolts and flak fill the air, creating a deadly obstacle course

for the tiny craft.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - BATTLEFIELD



Rogue Leader and another snowspeeder fly in tight formation toward the

walker as explosions burst all around them.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



After sustaining a heavy volley of fire, Luke turns around to see if

Dack is all right.



LUKE

Dack? Dack!



Dack is lost. Blood streams down his forehead, which rests on his

smoldering controls. Out the back window, an Imperial walker recedes

in the distance.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - SNOW TRENCH AREA



Rebel troops fire the dishlike ray gun while explosions erupt around

them.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - BATTLEFIELD



Two walkers lumber toward the Rebel base as a speeder between them

explodes in a ball of flames.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - SNOW TRENCH



The dislike ray gun is hit by a laser bolt and instantly explodes.



INT. IMPERIAL SNOW WALKER - COCKPIT



Through the cockpit window, Veers and his pilot can see the Rebel power

generators in the distance.



A hologram of Darth Vader appears on a control panel screen.



VEERS

Yes, Lord Vader. I've reached the

main power generator. The shield

will be down in moments. You may

start your landing.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



LUKE

(into comlink)

Rogue Three.



INT. WEDGE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE THREE - COCKPIT



WEDGE

(into comlink)

Copy, Rogue Leader



LUKE

(over comlink)

Wedge, I've lost my gunner. You'll

have to make this shot. I'll cover

for you. Set your harpoon. Follow

me on the next pass.



WEDGE

(into comlink)

Coming around, Rogue Leader.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



LUKE

(into comlink)

Steady, Rogue Two



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



Wedge's speeder races through the legs of one of the monstrous walkers.



INT. WEDGE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE THREE - COCKPIT



WEDGE

(to gunner)

Activate harpoon.



Wedge's gunner reaches for a firing switch to activate the harpoon.

The harpoon flashes out, and speeds toward the receding legs of the

walker.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



The harpoon hurtles toward the walker, In an instant it is embedded in

one of the walker's legs.



INT. WEDGE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE THREE - COCKPIT



WEDGE

(to gunner)

Good shot, Janson.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



The speeder Rogue Three races around one of the giant walker's feet,

trailing the cable behind it. Continuing around the back foot, Rogue

Three then circles the walker around the tail end.



INT. WEDGE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE THREE - COCKPIT



Wedge checks his controls and banks around the front of the walker.



WEDGE

One more pass.



JANSON

Coming around. Once more.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



The speeder sweeps left to right in front of the giant legs, towing the

cable behind it.



INT. WEDGE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE THREE - COCKPIT



JANSON

Once more.



Wedge swings the speeder between the legs of the giant walker.



JANSON

Cable out! Let her go!



WEDGE

Detach cable.



EXT. WEDGE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE THREE



The cable release on the back of the speeder snaps loose and the cable

drops away.



INT. WEDGE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE THREE - COCKPIT



JANSON

Cable detached.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



The speeder zooms away into the distance. The tangled legs of the

enormous war machine attempt a step, but as they do the giant Imperial

walker begins to topple. It teeters for a moment, and then crashes

onto the icy ground, sending snow and metal pieces flying.



EXT. HOTH - ICE PLAIN - SNOW TRENCH



The troops in the trenches cheer at the sight of the crashing walker.



An officer gives a signal to his men and Rebel troops charge the fallen

war machine.



TRENCH OFFICER

Come on!



The troops run toward the downed walker, followed by two Rebel speeders

flying overhead. Just as they reach the walker, it explodes, the

impact throwing some of the men onto the frozen ground.



INT. WEDGE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE THREE - COCKPIT



Wedge lets out a triumphant yell, banking his speeder away from the

fallen walker.



WEDGE

(into comlink)

Whooha! That got him!



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



LUKE

(into comlink)

I see it, Wedge. Good work.



INT. REBEL BASE - COMMAND CENTER



Large chunks of ice tumble into the command center as Leia and General

Rieekan monitor computer screens.



RIEEKAN

I don't think we can protect two

transports at a time.



LEIA

It's risky, but we can't hold out

much longer. We have no choice.



RIEEKAN

(into comlink)

Launch patrols.



LEIA

(to an aide)

Evacuate remaining ground staff.



INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR



Muffled distant explosions create widening cracks in the ice roof of

the hangar. Trying to ignore the noise and falling bits of snow, Han

works on one of the Falcon's lifters while Chewie works on one of the

wings. Noticing Chewie attach a wrong part, Han grows impatient.



HAN

No, no! No! This one goes there,

that one goes there. Right?



In another area of the hangar, Threepio watches as Artoo is raised up

into Luke's X-wing fighter.



THREEPIO

Artoo, you take good care of

Master Luke now, understand? And

... do take good care of yourself.

Oh, dear, oh, dear.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



The fierce battle on the vast snow plains of Hoth rages on. The

Imperial walkers continue their slow, steady assault on the Rebel base,

firing lasers as they lumber ever onward. In the snow trench, Rebel

troops fire large bazookalike guns and dishlike ray guns as explosions

erupt around them. A gun tower is hit by a laser bolt and instantly

explodes. Another blast destroys a ray gun.



INT. IMPERIAL SNOW WALKER - COCKPIT



General Veers studies various readouts on his control panel.



VEERS

All troops will debark for ground

assault. Prepare to target the

main generator.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



Luke's speeder and Rogue Two fly in formation, banking from right to

left and flying above the erupting battlefield. Flak bursts all around

them.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



Luke, glancing over, sees Rogue Two on his left. His ship shudders as

flak bursts nearby.



LUKE

(into comlink)

Rogue Two, are you all right?



INT. ZEV'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE TWO - COCKPIT



ZEV

(into comlink)

Yeah. I'm with you, Rogue Leader.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



LUKE

(into comlink)

We'll set harpoon. I'll cover for you.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



The two speeders race across the horizon toward the giant walkers.



INT. ZEV'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE TWO - COCKPIT



ZEV

(into comlink)

Coming around.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



LUKE

(into comlink)

Watch that cross fire, boys.



INT. ZEV'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE TWO - COCKPIT



ZEV

(into comlink)

Set for position three.

(to gunner)

Steady.



LUKE

(over comlink)

Stay tight and low.



EXT. ZEV'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE TWO



Luke's speeder moves in formation with Rogue Two, when suddenly Zev's

speeder is hit by a laser bolt. His ship bucks violently under the

impact and the cockpit explodes in a ball of flame.



Spewing smoke, the speeder hurtles toward a looming walker. Before

they collide. Rogue Two explodes in a million flaming pieces.



INT. LUKE'S SNOWSPEEDER, ROGUE LEADER - COCKPIT



Desperately, Luke works the controls of his flak-buffeted ship.

Suddenly, the speeder is rocked by a huge explosion. Luke struggles

with the controls with a look of terror on his face. The speeder fills

with smoke, and electrical sparks jump about the cockpit.



LUKE

(into comlink)

Hobbie, I've been hit!



INT. REBEL BASE - COMMAND CENTER



Apart from the distant thunder of laser blasts, the corridor is

strangely quiet and empty. Running footsteps echo through the freezing

hallway, then Han appears. Cracks have appeared in some of the walls

and some pipes have broken, sending hot steam billowing into the

underground hallways. Han hurries into the command center. It is a

shambles, but some people are still at their posts. As he enters, a

gigantic cave-in almost obliterates the room. He finds Leia and

Threepio near one of the control boards.



HAN

You all right?



Leia nods. She is surprised to see him.



LEIA

Why are you still here?



HAN

I heard the command center had

been hit.



LEIA

You got your clearance to leave.



HAN

Don't worry. I'll leave. First

I'm going to get you to your ship.



THREEPIO

Your Highness, we must take this

last transport. It's our only hope.



LEIA

(to controller)

Send all troops in sector twelve

to the south slope to protect the

fighters.



A blast rocks the command center, throwing Threepio backward into Han's

arms.



ANNOUNCER

(over loudspeaker)

Imperial troops have entered the

base.



HAN

Come on... that's it.



LEIA

(to head controller)

Give the evacuation code signal.

And get to your transports!



Leia looks exhausted. Han grabs her and starts to lead her out.



As Han, Leia, and Threepio run out of the command center, the code

signal can be heard echoing off the corridor walls.



HEAD CONTROLLER

K-one-zero... all troops disengage.



THREEPIO

(to Han and Leia)

Oh! Wait for me!



EXT. BATTLEFIELD - SNOW TRENCH



Rebel troops retreat under the awesome Imperial onslaught.



OFFICER

Begin retreat!



SECOND OFFICER

Fall back!



Troops flee from the battle, the ground exploding around them.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



Three of the giant walkers, firing lasers, advance toward the Rebel

headquarters.



EXT. HOTH - SNOW TRENCH



Continuing their retreat, the Rebels see the walkers looming ever

nearer.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD - ICE PLAIN



On the battlefield, Luke watches as a walker foot rises and moves over

him. He looks up at the underbelly of the huge walker, passing

overhead.



Running beneath the monstrous machine, Luke fires his harpoon gun at

the walker's underside. A thin cable follows the projectile from the

gun. The magnetic head and cable attach firmly to the metal hull.



Still running under the walker, Luke attaches the cable drum to his

belt buckle. Soon he is pulled up the cable and hangs dangling

underneath the walker.



The walker's giant feet continue to pound onward across the frozen

snow. Stray laser bolts whistle by Luke as he climbs up the cable to

the walker's hull, reaching a small hatch. Hanging precariously, Luke

cuts the solid metal hatch with his laser sword.



He takes a landmine from around his neck and throws it inside the

Imperial machine. Quickly, Luke starts down the cable and crashes onto

the icy ground far below. He lies unconscious as a giant rear leg

passes by - and just misses him.



The giant walker stops in mid-step. A muffled explosion comes from

within - and then the walker's mechanical insides are spewed out every

conceivable opening. The machine sits dead in its tracks, smoking like

a locomotive on stilts.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



Veers's walker continues to advance toward the Rebel base. The

smoldering walker that Luke exploded stands smoking just to the right

of Veers's path.



INT. IMPERIAL SNOW WALKER - COCKPIT



Inside his walker, General Veers prepares to fire on the Rebel power

generators.



VEERS

Distance to power generators?



PILOT

One-seven, decimal two-eight.



Veers reaches for the electrorangefinder and lines up the main

generator.



VEERS

Target. Maximum fire power.



EXT. HOTH - BATTLEFIELD



The Rebel troops continue their desperate retreat, pushed back by the

relentless Imperial assault.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - ICE CORRIDORS



With Threepio lagging behind, Han and Leia race through the crumbling

ice corridors. Suddenly, there is an explosion. Han turns, grabs the

princess, and pulls her to the wall as a tremendous cave-in blacks

their path.



He takes the comlink from his pocket.



HAN

(into comlink)

Transport, this is Solo. Better

take off - I can't get to you.

I'll get the princess out on the

Falcon.



Han and Leia turn and race down the corridor.



THREEPIO

But... but... but... where are

you going? Uh... come back!!



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - COMMAND CENTER



Imperial troops have reached the base. As they push through the

blocked passageway, Darth Vader strides behind them.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - ICE CORRIDOR



Han and Leia run toward the entrance of the main hangar where the

Millennium Falcon is docked. Threepio still lags behind.



THREEPIO

Wait! Wait for me! Wait! Stop!



The door to the hangar closes in his face.



THREEPIO

(exasperated)

How typical.



Quickly, the door reopens as Han reaches out and pulls the golden droid

through.



HAN

Come on.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR



Chewie paces under the shelter of the Millennium Falcon's landing gear.

The giant Wookiee pats the underbelly of his beloved ship and barks a

few reassuring words. As he searches worriedly for his captain,

something at last catches his eye.



Chewie lets out a relieved shriek at seeing Han and Leia running toward

the ship. The Wookiee runs out into the falling ice, lets out a howl,

then runs up the ship's ramp. Han and Leia run up the ramp after him,

closely followed by Threepio.



HAN

Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're

going to be a permanent resident!



THREEPIO

Wait! Wait!



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - ICE CORRIDOR



Imperial troops run through the base corridors. Vader surveys the

place. A huge chunk falls, almost hitting him, but he calmly,

purposefully, continues around it.



INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGER - MILLENNIUM FALCON



A distant, huge, explosion rocks the hangar deck. Ice cakes come

crashing down on the Millennium Falcon.



INT. MAIN HANGAR - MILLENNIUM FALCON - MAIN HOLD



Han, standing before a control panel, is busy flipping switches as

Chewie watches a troublesome gauge. A worried Leia observes their

efforts.



HAN

(to Chewie)

How's this?



The Wookiee barks a negative reply.



LEIA

Would it helped if I got out and

pushed?



HAN

It might.



Threepio clanks into the hold.



THREEPIO

Captain Solo, Captain Solo... sir,

might I suggest that you...



Han gives the gold robot a devastating look.



THREEPIO

It can wait.



INT. MAIN HANGAR - MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



They move to the cockpit where Han flips some more switches. Leia

watches him, impatient, disbelieving.



LEIA

This bucket of bolts is never going

to get us past that blockade.



HAN

This baby's got a few surprises

left in her, sweetheart.



Han and Leia look out the cockpit window and see a squad of

stormtroopers rushing into the far side of the hangar.



Quickly, Han straps himself into the pilot's seat and Leia into the

navigator's chair.



INT. HOTH - REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR



Stormtroopers hurriedly set up a large bazookalike weapon. Behind them

the giant hangar doors open slowly.



EXT. MAIN HANGAR - MILLENNIUM FALCON



A laser gun appears on the Falcon and swings around to aim at the

Imperial troops.



The stormtroopers, preparing to fire their bazooka cannon, are hit by

the Falcon's fire and are thrown about in all directions.



INT. MAIN HANGAR - MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



Chewie rushes into the cockpit.



HAN

Come on! Come on! Switch over.

Let's hope we don't have a burnout.



A laser hits the window near Chewie as he is settling into his chair.

Letting out a loud whelp, Chewie quickly pulls back on the controls and

the first stage of engine fire can be heard. Han flashes a big grin at

Leia.



HAN

See?



LEIA

Someday you're going to be wrong,

and I hope I'm there to see it.



Han looks at Chewie.



HAN

Punch it!



The roar of the Falcon's main engines blasts out everything as the ice-

cave wall rushes by outside the cockpit window.



INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR



More stormtroopers run into the hangar, closely followed by Vader.

Hearing the loud roar of the Millennium Falcon's engines, Vader looks

toward the main hangar doors just in time to see the Falcon lift up and

disappear outside the cave.



EXT. HOTH - ICE SLOPE - DAY



Luke and two other pilots look up as the Millennium Falcon races above

them, flying very close to the ground.



The three pilots turn then, and trudge onward toward their X-wing

fighters, each going to his own ship. Luke waves farewell, then heads

toward his own fighter.



Artoo, seated on his cubbyhole, chirps an excited greeting as Luke

climbs aboard the spacecraft.



LUKE

Artoo! Get her ready for takeoff.



From his ship, Luke sees Wedge in his own X-wing, preparing for

takeoff.



WEDGE

Good luck, Luke. See you at

the rendezvous.



Luke smiles and nods at Wedge, then lowers himself into the cockpit of

his X-wing while Artoo waits in the cubbyhole, beeping impatiently.



LUKE

Don't worry, Artoo. We're going,

we're going.



The canopy over the X-wing lowers and snaps shut.



EXT. SPACE - LUKE'S X-WING



Luke's fighter, its wings closed, speeds away from the icy planet.

Soon it disappears into the stars.



INT. LUKE'S X-WING - COCKPIT



Luke, looking thoughtful, suddenly makes a decision. He flips several

switches. The stars shift as he takes his fighter into a steep turn.

The X-wing banks sharply and flies away in a new direction.



The monitor screen on Luke's control panel prints out a question from

the concerned Artoo.



LUKE

(into comlink)

There's nothing wrong, Artoo.

I'm just setting a new course.



Artoo beeps once again.



LUKE

(into comlink)

We're not going to regroup with

the others.



Artoo begins a protest, whistling an unbelieving, "What?!"



Luke reads Artoo's exclamation on his control panel.



LUKE

(into comlink)

We're going to the Dagobah system.



Luke checks his readouts and makes a few adjustments. He rides along

with only the soft hum of the instruments to break the silence.

Finally, Artoo chirps up.



LUKE

(into comlink)

Yes, Artoo?



Artoo utters a soft, carefully phrased steam of whistles.



LUKE

(into comlink, chuckling)

That's all right. I'd like to

keep it on manual control for a

while.



The little droid lets out a defeated whimper. Luke smiles, and

continues on his course.



EXT. SPACE - MILLENNIUM FALCON



The Millennium Falcon speeds away from Hoth, closely followed by one

huge Star Destroyer and four tiny TIE fighters.



As it is pursued, the Falcon races toward two very bright star-sized

objects.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



Inside the cockpit, Chewie lets out a loud howl. Han checks as the

ship is buffeted by exploding flak. He appears to be doing six things

at once.



HAN

(harried)

I saw them! I saw them!



LEIA

Saw what?



HAN

Star Destroyers, two of them,

coming right at us.



Threepio bumps and bangs his way into the cockpit.



THREEPIO

Sir, sir! Might I suggest...



HAN

(to Leia)

Shut him up or shut him down!

(to Chewie)

Check the deflector shield!



Chewie barks a reply as he readjusts an overhead switch.



HAN

Oh, great. Well, we can still

outmaneuver them.



EXT. SPACE - MILLENNIUM FALCON - STAR DESTROYERS



The Millennium Falcon races toward one of the huge oncoming Star

Destroyers. Suddenly, the Falcon starts into a deep dive straight

down, closely followed by four TIE fighters. The underside of the Star

Destroyer continues on a collision course with two oncoming Star

Destroyers. Slowly, it starts to veer to the left.



INT. STAR DESTROYER - BRIDGE

Out the front window, the two approaching Star Destroyers can be seen

veering to the left.



IMPERIAL OFFICER

Take evasive action!



Alarms sound all over the huge ship. The two other Star Destroyers get

closer, one of them moving over the bridge so close that it makes

brushing contact with it.



EXT. SPACE - MILLENNIUM FALCON - TIE FIGHTERS



The Millennium Falcon races away from the colliding Star Destroyers,

still followed by four TIE fighters. Laser bolts spark the pitch-black

skies.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



Things have calmed down a bit, but the race isn't over yet. Chewie

barks at Han. Leia is still trying to recover from the steep dive.

The ship is buffeted by laser blasts.



HAN

Prepare to make the jump to light-

speed.



THREEPIO

But, sir!



The buffeting of lasers becomes louder and stronger.



LEIA

They're getting closer!



HAN

(with a gleam in his

eye)

Oh yeah? Watch this.



Expectantly, they look out the cockpit window as stars do not go into

hyperspace, but just sit there.



Han and Chewie look at each other and are thrown into an acute state of

concern.



LEIA

Watch what?



Han tries again. Still nothing.



HAN

I think we're in trouble.



THREEPIO

If I may say so, sir, I noticed

earlier that the hyperdrive

motivator has been damaged. It's

impossible to go to light-speed!



HAN

We're in trouble!



The explosions become heavier.



EXT. SPACE - MILLENNIUM FALCON - TIE FIGHTERS - STAR DESTROYER



The Falcon races into the starry vastness, followed by the four

Imperial TIE fighters and an Imperial Star Destroyer.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



Stars race by as flak bursts outside the Falcon's window.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - HOLD



Han works furiously at some control panels while giving various orders

to Chewie.



HAN

Horizontal boosters...!

(Chewie barks)

Alluvial dampers...! Well that's

not it.

(Chewie barks)

Bring me the hydrospanners!



Chewie hurries over to the pit and places the tools on the edge.



HAN

I don't know how we're going to

get out of this one.



Suddenly, a loud thump hits the side of the Falcon, causing it to lurch

radically. Chewie barks. The tools fall into the pit on top of Han.



HAN

Oww! Chewie!



More turbulence rocks the ship.



HAN

That was no laser blast! Something

hit us.



LEIA

(over comlink)

Han, get up here!



HAN

Come on, Chewie!



Han climbs out of the hold like a shot. Both he and Chewie run out of

the hold and toward the cockpit.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



Out the front cockpit window, they see hundreds of asteroids racing by.



LEIA

Asteroids!



Han changes places with Leia who has been at the controls, and Chewie

gets into his chair. Han works his controls as a chunk of rock crosses

in front of the ship.



HAN

Oh, no! Chewie, set two-seven-

one.



LEIA

What are you doing? You're not

actually going into an asteroid

field?



HAN

They'd be crazy to follow us,

wouldn't they?



Another asteroid thumps against the ship and Leia winces at the jolt.



LEIA

You don't have to do this to

impress me.



THREEPIO

Sir, the possibility of successfully

navigating an asteroid field is

approximately three thousand, seven

hundred and twenty to one.



HAN

Never tell me the odds!



EXT. ASTEROID BELT - MILLENNIUM FALCON



The Falcon turns into the asteroid storm and as the ship completes its

turn, asteroids start coming straight at the cockpit windows.



A large asteroid tumbles away from the Falcon's path at top speed.

Several smaller asteroids crash into the big one, creating small

explosions on its surface. Other asteroids of all sizes pass by in

every direction, some colliding and exploding. The tiny Millennium

Falcon veers around the big asteroid and races past it through the rain

of rocks, followed by four TIE fighters, which bob and weave around the

asteroids.



One of the pursuing TIE fighters connects with an asteroid and

explodes. The other fighters are pelted with a steady stream of

smaller explosions.



Two huge asteroids tumble toward the Millennium Falcon, which quickly

banks around both of them. The three TIE fighters follow in hot

pursuit until one of the fighters scrapes an asteroid and tumbles out

of control into deep space.



EXT. SPACE - STAR DESTROYER - ASTEROID BELT



The massive Star Destroyer blasts oncoming asteroids as it follows the

Falcon. Smaller asteroids explode across its vast surface.



EXT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - TIE FIGHTERS - ASTEROID BELT



The Falcon twists on its side as it races around an oncoming asteroid.

Two TIE fighters follow in the distance, coming from either side.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



Asteroids race by the cockpit window as Han pilots his trusty craft

through the dangerous field.



Looking out the cockpit window, the Falcon crew sees a big asteroid

drop past the window, narrowly missing their ship.



Chewie barks in terror as a slightly smaller asteroid comes especially

close - to close - and bounces off the Falcon with a loud crunch.

Threepio's hands cover his eyes. He manages a short peek at the

cockpit window. Princess Leia sits stone-faced, staring at the action.

Han gives her a quick look.



HAN

You said you wanted to be around

when I made a mistake; well, this

could be it, sweetheart.



LEIA

I take it back. We're going to

get pulverized if we stay out here

much longer.



The group watches as more asteroids race by outside the window.



HAN

I'm not going to argue with that.



THREEPIO

Pulverized?



HAN

I'm going in closer to one of

those big ones.



LEIA

Closer?



THREEPIO

Closer?!



Chewbacca barks the same word, only louder.



EXT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - ASTEROID BELT



The Millennium Falcon dives toward the surface of one of the moon-sized

asteroids. There is a continued display of explosions against the

starry void as smaller asteroids collide with larger chunks of rock.

The two remaining TIE fighters follow the Falcon to the large asteroid.

The Falcon skims the surface of the giant asteroid as, all the while,

small asteroids explode on the surface of the ship.



The TIE fighters approach the Falcon, but a giant asteroid hurtles

directly into their path. As the asteroid continues on its way, it

leaves remains of the two exploded TIE fighters to tumble into deep

space.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



Rattled by the violent rocking of the starship, Threepio is nearly in

hysterics.



THREEPIO

Oh, this is suicide!



Han notices something on his main scope and nudges his faithful

Wookiee, pointing.



HAN

There. That looks pretty good.



LEIA

What looks pretty good?



HAN

Yeah. That'll do nicely.



THREEPIO

(to Leia)

Excuse me, ma'am, but where are

we going?



Out the cockpit window, they see that they are skimming the surface of

the enormous asteroid and nearing a large crater.



EXT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - GIANT ASTEROID CRATER



The Millennium Falcon dives into the huge crater and disappears.



INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT



LEIA

I hope you know what you're doing.



HAN

Yeah, me too.



INT. GIANT ASTEROID CRATER



The Falcon races down into the crater. The walls are barely visible as

the ship speed through the tunnellike opening. A small cave appears on

one side of the crater, and the Falcon turns, slows, and scoots into

it.



EXT. SPACE - LUKE'S X-WING



The tiny X-wing speeds toward the cloud cover of Dagobah. Artoo,

riding on the back of the fighter, turns his head back and forth with


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